Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I WISH.......

that my husband had NORMAL working hours,

that I lived somewhere OTHER than Montgomery,

that my parents lived closer to me,

that my brother and his wife lived closer to me,

that my new puppy was potty trained,

that my car would buy itself new tires,

that it was football season already,

that i could force myself to order water everytime I went out to eat........$2 is too much to pay for a drink,

that people did not celebrate Christmas and Easter as RELIGIOUS holidays......and if they want to, i'd like for them to show me evidence of it in the Bible. Last time I checked Easter was not even on the same day every year...........idiots!!!

that there was a water park close to montgomery that is better than the one in Auburn,

that Christian woman would stop dressing like street walkers,

that people would not ay OMG.........that is so disrepectful to God,

that my best friends baby was alreay here for me to spoil :-),

This is not supposed to be a negative post. Just some things I was thinking about.

3 comments:

Brooke Bailey said...

you forgot

*I wish I had a huge pair of lime green earrings.

Leslie P. said...

HAHAHAHA! I was a little jealous of them. Thought about asking you if I could have them instead, but I didn't want to take the chance away from your grandmother of having them :-)

T. Brodie said...

... that you could have your cake and eat it too? I have some leftovers here if you want a slice! Just kidding! It's always good to know what you want and where you stand. I wish that I could stop burping and that I could sleep in without having to get up to pee!